Butoxydiglycol (week 7)

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate day! I have a joke for you: *in pirate voice* What's orange and looks like a parrot?

Wait for it...

A carrot! 

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Kind of an unusual intro, but you can't blame a girl for trying. 

Anyways, my week wasn't too interesting, so this post is mostly going to highlight some of the somewhat interesting aspects of this week.

First of all, how many people downloaded iOS 8? I'll admit it's got some cool features, but unfortunately I have too much crap on my phone so I have to wait until I either get a new phone or clean off the one I have now, and most likely the former will happen way before I even become motivated to clear my current phone (iPhone 4S, in case you were wondering).

Secondly, the only thing my history teacher could talk about was the Scotland election (kind of works out since we're studying forms of government, especially democracies). So of course, we got to hear the results this morning. SPOILER ALERT: Scotland stays in the UK.

Thirdly, my sister and I were crazy bored yesterday so we took an egg and threw it off our fence. It was pretty funny actually, although it kind of looks like vomit (and now there's a stain on the ground but whatever).

Moving on, you're probably wondering what in the world Butoxydiglycol is and why on Earth it is my title. You should know that I literally thought of titles all week and came up with absolutely nothing. So when my sister sat down to paint her nails and noticed this insane chemical that sounds like the word buttocks, I was like, "I MUST write that down!". So yeah, Butoxydiglycol is an ingredient in nail polish remover. I'm totally normal.

I had a revelation today as I was walking to the bus stop. I realized how much I really just want to live somewhere else. You must understand that I have lived in the same house my whole life, so my desire to move is quite called for. In terms of where I want to live, either Southern California (like the San Diego area), England, or Spain (along the coast somewhere). I don't know why, but I do :)

I suppose that it all... I have to go to dinner with a person I don't particularly want to go to dinner with in a few hours (thankfully it's my favorite restaurant), but I wanted to get this post up before nightfall because I'm working on the whole being on time thing (hopefully getting better? I don't know...).

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Talk to you later...

Love ya ♥︎

xoxo

- ash